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I gotta tell him, I gotta be a man and handle my business**lf**I know he''s gonna hate me, I gotta call''em**lf****lf**What up dawg, what you been up to**lf**Oh yeah, well thats cool, check it out**lf**Me and you, we been down for a while right**lf**We been here and there, we been pretty tight**lf**Somethin happened last night that you might get upset about**lf**But hear me out, I didnt mean nothin by it,**lf**Im gonna make this quick**lf**I gave your momma this dick**lf**I dunno how it happened**lf**I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin''**lf**I was over there mowin'' the grass**lf**And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass**lf**And then i went inside to make a phone call**lf**And there she was with a tittie hanging out her bra**lf**One thing just led to another**lf**Next thing you know I was but-fucking your mother**lf****lf**Please dont hate me**lf**But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me**lf**I never said I loved the hoe**lf**Please dont hate me**lf**But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me**lf**You never should have trusted a juggalo**lf****lf**Dont hang up, I still got more**lf**Your momma gives head like a herion whore**lf**I wasnt thinking about you as my bud**lf**When she spread my but cheeks and went for the milkdud**lf**We broke out with your grandpa''s gin**lf**And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin**lf**She''s freaky, her nipples look like peanuts**lf**Your mommas one of my favorite sluts**lf**She likes lickin from the back of my balls**lf**To the tip of my dick with one big lick**lf**She calls me her big teddy bear**lf**I chase her around in my underwear**lf**I admit I like spanking her but**lf**I used your sock though to catch my nut**lf**Dont worry, I put it back, I knew I better**lf**Thats why your toes been stickin together**lf****lf**Please dont hate me**lf**But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me**lf**I never said I loved the hoe**lf**Please dont hate me**lf**But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me**lf**You never should have trusted a juggalo**lf****lf**Maybe they call you a termihater**lf**If this was a swamp youd be a allihater**lf**You could use a could glass of haterade**lf**Sure come up, bring the allihater**lf****lf**Your moms ass looks like oatmeal yo**lf**Its bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though**lf**And I aint trying to diss her either**lf**Im only sayin I wish you would trim her beaver some**lf**Every hair is like a foot long**lf**Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes**lf**Its allright with me though**lf**I dont mind as long as I can find the pee hole**lf**And your dad so dumb he''s knowing nuthin**lf**Here I am stuffin her muffin**lf**Not to mention the pickle buffin**lf**And I hope me and you are still cool**lf**Im spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow**lf**And we plan on fuckin again, allright, Ill talk to you again**lf**Peace EMINEM**lf****lf**(Jesus someone got fucked up nigga)**lf****lf**Please dont hate me**lf**But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me**lf**I never said I loved the hoe**lf**Please dont hate me**lf**But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me**lf**Uou never should have trusted a juggalo Please dont hate me**lf**But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me**lf**I never said I loved the hoe**lf**Please dont hate me**lf**But I been fuckin your mother loose lately Please dont hate me**lf**You never should have trusted a juggalo