Lyrics:

The room is ready for Ralph

the room is ready for Ralph

the room is ready

they've readied the room

the room is ready for Ralph

Come in Ralph

Ralph here

is the room ready

is the room ready for Ralph?

Ralph here

is the room ready

is the room ready for Ralph?

The room is ready for Ralph, Ralph,

the room is ready for Ralph

the room is ready for Ralph

we've readied the room Ralph

and the room is ready for Ralph

come in Ralph

Ralph's not here

is the room ready

is the room ready for Rose?

Ralph's not here

is the room ready

is the room ready for Rose?

No Rose

the room's only ready for Ralph Rose

we've readied the room for Ralph

The room is ready for Ralph Rose

The room is ready for Ralph

Come in Ralph, come in Ralph

Is the room ready for Barry

is the room ready for Barry

Ralph's not here

is the room ready

is the room ready for Barry?

No Barry

the room isn't ready for Barry

but the room is ready for Ralph

the room is ready for Ralph

the room is ready for Ralph

come in Ralph

Is the room ready for Roy

is the room ready for Roy

is the room ready

the room ready

is the room ready for Roy?

The room's only ready for Ralph

the room's only ready for Ralph Roy

The room is ready for Ralph

and they've readied the room for Ralph Roy

Come in Ralph

Come in Ralph

The room is ready for Ralph

the room is ready for Ralph

the room is ready

they've readied the room

the room is ready for Ralph

Come in Ralph

Is the room ready for Rod?...