Lyrics:

He be the count of Monte Cristo



Could be a quake any day

Maybe somebody from Siam

Begin the era of a new rage

Keeps lickin' all the honey

Chewin' up the fat he rakes

Instead of sending to the lions

They cover him with praise



All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!

All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!



Down at the epicenter

Things started heatin' up

Rockin' on the richter scale [Rockin' up the richter scale]

Swinging in the chariot

Around and around we go

The senators rehearse the tale

Starring in the coliseum

Tied upon the rack

Up comes the thumb of Caesar

To stab you in the back



All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!

All hail Caesar, Hail, Hail!



Down at the epicenter

Things started heatin' up

Rockin' on the richter scale

Swingin' in the chariot

Around and around we go

the Senators rehearse the tale



'Watch out Caesar, watch out Caesar'



[I said hail, I said hail!

I said Hail, I said Hail!



Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail

Hail ]



[All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!

All hail Caesar, hail, hail!



You need eyes in the back of your head boy,

or you're dead.]