Lyrics:

Once I Knowed A Guitar Picker, Lived His Life On Wine And Liquor**lf**runnin'' Around In One Of Them New Machines**lf**he Was About The Proudest Feelin'', Wheelin'', Dealin''**lf**sneakin'', Stealin'', Aggravatin'' Man I''ve Ever Seen**lf****lf**nothin'' But A Midnight Rambler, Biggest Drunkard And A Gambler**lf**he''d Do Anything That Wasn''t Nice**lf**huntin'', Golfin'', Fishin'', Swimmin'', Runnin'' Around With Other Women**lf**playin'' Dominoes And Shootin'' Dice**lf****lf**then One Night As He Was Dinin'', While The Moon Was Brightly Shinin''**lf**with His Secret Love He Was So Gay**lf**he Would Laugh And Call Her ''honey'' While She Proudly Spent His Money**lf**as They Hugged And Smooched The Time Away**lf****lf**laughin'', Jokin'', Dinin'', Dancin''**lf**plannin'' Parties And Romancin'', Havin'' Fun Regardless Of The Price**lf**eatin'' Caviar And Chicken, Strummin'' His Guitar And Pickin''**lf**playin'' Dominoes And Shootin'' Dice**lf****lf**then His Wife Walked In And Found Him With That Pretty Girl Around Him**lf**started Makin'' Headway For The Gate**lf**when He Seen Those Girls Dividin'', He Commenced To Slip And Slidin''**lf**but He Seemed To Know It Was Too Late**lf****lf**crowds Began To Gettin'' Thinner, They Jumped Up And Left Their Dinner**lf**no One Seemed To Have An Appetite**lf**not A Person Dare Defend Her, Everyone Jumped Out The Window**lf**no One Hung Around To See The Fight**lf****lf**then She Grabbed Him By The Collar, He Commenced To Squeal And Holler**lf**as She Plastered Him Betwixt The Eyes**lf**and Then His Old Guitar She Swung It, O''er His Head She Proudly Hung It**lf**bruises, Knots And Bumps Began To Rise**lf****lf**he Leapt Up And Tried To Squeeze Her, But She Warped ''cross The Beezer**lf**pulled A Pistol And Shot Him Once Or Twice**lf**when The Wicked Fight Was Over, He Was Laid Beneath The Clover**lf**no More Dominoes And Shootin'' Dice