Lyrics:

Well, I''ve Fucked ''em All From Coast To Coast...**lf**well You Can Talk About Your Lovers And Your Back Door Pimps. **lf**you Can Talk About Your Hollywood Fags. **lf****lf**if You Want To Know The Baddest Mutha Fucker In The World Then I''m The Greatest Lover Alive **lf**jackie Onassis Was A Snuff Queen For Me Before She Ever Got Rich. **lf**and It Would Take A Man A Day And A Half Just To Satisfy That Bitch. **lf****lf**why The Queen Of England Gave Me The Keys To The Whole Damn Country Of France **lf**and It Only Took Me 15 Minutes To Get Into Her Pants. **lf****lf**well, I''ve Fucked ''em All From Coast To Coast, Cause Honey, That''s My Bag. **lf****lf**fact, I''m The Only Guy In The World Who Can Make Linda Lovelace Gag **lf****lf**doot Doot Doot Duh... **lf****lf**now It Ain''t That My Dick''s So Goddamn Big, It''s Just That I Know How To Use. **lf**i''ll Never Let No Nickle-Dime Whore Ever Get The Chance To Abuse It. **lf**they Can Suck It For Hours And Hours On End, But I''ll Still Be In Control. **lf**and I Won''t Cum ''til I Wanna Cum, Cause That''s My Jelly-Roll. **lf****lf**now They''re Ain''t No Woman, No Match For Me, I''ve Had ''em Try To Wear Me Down. **lf**i''ve Fucked Them Barmaids, And Bankclerks, I Even Fucked A Circus Clown. **lf**teachers And Lawyers Doctors And More, Them Fat Women Sure Are A Drag, **lf****lf**i Tell You I''m The Only Motherfucker In The World That Can Make Linda Lovelace Gag. **lf****lf**well, Old Harry Reams Fall Apart At The Seams When He Saw Me Fuck That Whore. **lf**she Sucked My Dick And Swallowed My Nuts, And I Still Hollered For More. **lf**she Sucked My Asshole, She Sucked My Toes, She''s The Suckinest Bitch Alive. **lf**i Made Her Call Up Two More Cunts, And Friend That At No Jive. **lf****lf**she Don''t Give Me No Shit About Being No Big Time Lover. **lf**some Movie Star With A Jag. **lf**cause You Ain''t Shit... **lf**if You Can''t Get Linda Lovelace To Gag. **lf****lf**and Don''t Talk About Being No Full-Time Lover, Cause Mister, That''s My Bag. **lf****lf**i''m The Only Motherfucker In The Damn World That Can Make Linda Lovelace Gag. **lf****lf**doot Doot Doot**lf**