Lyrics:

'And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor.'

[Mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song

[Sound of someone walking towards him]
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine

'Hey! Don't walk there! I just mopped!'
[Person walking quickly towards him]
[Beating sounds]
'Hey!'
[Beating sounds]
'Get offa me!'
[Beating sounds]
'That's my bucket!'
[Beating sounds]
'Let go of my side burns!'
[Beating sounds]
[Sound of falling down into glass]