Lyrics:

Coming! Soon!
To a theater or drive-in near you . . .
Frank Zappa's incredible epic 200 MOTELS!
See the Mothers of Invention!
See Theodore Bikel!
See Ringo Starr!
See Keith Moon!
Romance!
Hot beats!
Romance!
Ah-hoo!
Hot beats!
Romance!
Mystery!
(You gotta show 'em funny cars, man)
(Ah-hoo!)
Funny cars!

Help everybody, so they all get some action
Some love on the weekend, some real satisfaction

That's right, you heard right
Frank Zappa's 200 Motels
With the Mothers of Invention
Theodore Bikel
And Ringo Starr

200 Motels

A United Artists release rated 'R'
Under seventeen admitted with parent