Lyrics:

Soprano:
Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh oh

Narrator:
The girl . . .

Chorus:
Duh girl wants to fix him some broth

Narrator:
In a statement to the press . . .

Chorus:
Duh-D-Duhhh!

Narrator:
Explains . . .