Lyrics:

Narrator:
The girl wants to fix him some broth.

Soprano:
Tinsel cock!

Chorus:
Doo-wee-do
Tinsel cock, my baby

Soprano:
Would you like some broth?

Narrator:
Some nice soup

Chorus:
YUM!

Soprano:
Some hot broth?

Narrator:
Small dogs in it

Chorus:
Doggies!

Soprano:
Yooooouuuu . . . Do you?

Narrator:
You like broth?

Chorus:
Doo-wadnum!

Narrator:
Dog broth?

Soprano:
Hot broth?

Chorus:
Hot dog broth?

Narrator:
You like dog broth hot?

Soprano:
Hot dog debris

Chorus:
DEBRIS!

Soprano:
Dog debris!

Narrator:
How do you like it?

Chorus:
Dog breath?

Soprano:
Doo doo

Narrator:
Debris of the four styles offered

Chorus:
DOG BROTH?
DOG BREATH BROTH?

Narrator:
Debris, broth, breath,
And the ever popular hygienic
European version
Tinsel cock!

Chorus:
Tinsel cock!

Narrator:
Which do you choose?