Lyrics:

Theodore Bikel:
Ladies and gentlemen!

Chorus:
200 motels

Theodore Bikel:
200 motels . . . Life on the road!

Theodore Bikel:
Ladies and gentlemen! and here is . . .

Chorus:
Who?

Theodore Bikel:
Larry the dwarf!
Larry likes to dress up funny
Tonight he's dressed up like Frank Zappa
Let's ask him 'What's the deal?'

Say!