Lyrics:

If you go, they''ll say your followingIf you don''t, then your too good for themIf you smile, you must be ignorantIf you don''t, what''s your problem?If you''re down, so ungratefulAnd if you''re happy, why so selfish?And you can''t win, noYou cant win, noThe one who doesn''t quit fit inUnderdressed under your skinOh, a walking disasterEverytime you try to flyYou end up fallin'' out of lineOh you can''t, you can''t win, noIf you''re thin, call it a walkin'' diseaseIf you''re not, there all screamin'' ''obese''If you''re straight, why aren''t you married yet?If you''re gay, why aren''t you waving a flag?If it''s wrong, you''ll never hitIf it''s right, you''ll always missYou can''t win, noYou can''t win, noThe one who doesn''t quit fit inUnderdressed under your skinOh, a walking disasterEverytime you try to flyYou end up fallin'' out of lineOh you can''t, you can''t win, noAnd you try, you try so hardBut I swear it on your heart''Cause you play you play the gameBut you pay you pay for itYou can''t win, noYou can''t win, noIf you speak, you''ll only piss them offIf you don''t, you''re another robotIf you stop, they''ll just say you quitIf you don''t, you might lose your sh..You cant win, noYou cant win, noYou cant win, noThe one who doesn''t quit fit inUnderdressed under your skinOh, a walking disasterEverytime you try to flyYou end up fallin'' out of lineOh you can''t, you can''t win, no (can''t win)The one who doesn''t quit fit inUnderdressed under your skinOh, a walking disasterEverytime you try to flyYou end up fallin'' out of lineOh you can''t, you can''t win, no (can''t win)You can''t, you can''t you can''t win, noYou can''t, you can''t you can''t win, noYou can''t, you can''t you can''t win, no