Lyrics:

The first four whiskies did me good last night**lf**Set my mind free oh they felt just right**lf**Three more shots gave me courage to fly**lf**Two for the road then I said goodbye**lf****lf****lf**The less I drink, the drunker I get**lf**Seems like my body''s got debts to be met**lf**One last sip and it knocks me flat**lf**The less I drink, the drunker I get**lf****lf**In the haze of the bar lights don''t remember a thing**lf**Seven rounds down heard the barstool sing**lf**Eight felt like magic nine feels like death**lf**One more whispering stealing my breath**lf****lf****lf**The less I drink, the drunker I get**lf**Seems like my body''s got debts to be met**lf**One last sip and it knocks me flat**lf**The less I drink, the drunker I get**lf****lf****lf**In the haze of the bar lights don''t remember a thing**lf**Seven rounds down heard the barstool sing**lf**Eight felt like magic nine feels like death**lf**One more whispering stealing my breath**lf****lf****lf**The less I drink, the drunker I get**lf**Seems like my body''s got debts to be met**lf**One last sip and it knocks me flat**lf**The less I drink, the drunker I get**lf****lf****lf**Stumbling home on a moonlit lane**lf**Each step a dance in a boozy rain**lf**Can''t recall the names can''t recall the towns**lf**Just the feel of falling down**lf****lf**Woke up alone in a world of gray sky**lf**Every shot taken still asking me why**lf**Cards on the table with nothing to bet**lf**The less I drink, the drunker I get**lf**The less ... I drink,**lf**the drunker I get ...