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Police stopped my car, Police stopped my car
The police made me stop, walk a straight line and blow a balloon up
Police stopped my car, Police stopped my car
The police made me stop, walk a straight line and blow a balloon up
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they're just making sure
That there's no open bottles in my car
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They say they're just making sure
That there's no open bottles in my car
Police road block, Police road block,
Police road block
I can smell their donuts as they smell my breath
Police road block, Police road block,
Police road block
I can smell their donuts as they smell my breath
They wanna wish me a sober Christmas
That's why they always pull me over Christmas
They're gonna let me out on bail this Christmas
From the bottom of their hearts
Police locked me up, Police locked me up,
The Police locked me up, 'cause when I blew, I blew a two point one