Lyrics:

Spoken:
OK, everybody. Here we go:


We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year!

Gonzo:
Now, bring us a figgy pudding
Now bring...
Miss Piggy:
Piggy pudding?!
Gonzo:
No, Figgy pudding. It's made with figs
Miss Piggy:
Oh, sorry!
Gonzo:
...and bacon
Miss Piggy:
What?

All:
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year!

John Denver:
We won't go until we get some
(Won't go, won't go!)
We won't go until we get some
(Won't go, won't go!)
We won't go until we get some
(Won't go, won't go!)
(Animal! Sit! Back!)
So bring it out here!

All:
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year!

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year!