Lyrics:

Very Distraughtening
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Ah, that one again.
Its a little pig with wings.
I hear youve been having trouble with pigs and ponies!
Its very distraughtening.

Everything in the universe is, is, is made of one element,
Which is a note, a single note.
Atoms are really vibrations, you know.
With your extensions of the big note, everythings one note.
Everything, even the ponies.
The note, however, is the ultimate power,
But see the pigs dont know that,
The ponies dont know that.

You mean just we know that?

Right!

Merry-go-round, merry-go-round,
Tu-tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu tu-tu-tu

And they call that doing their thing.
Oh yeah? thats what doing your thing is!
The thing is to put a motor in yourself.

White Ugliness
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Arf arf arf!

I whipped the teeth out.
I had to fight back and hit em, like..., you know...,
Hit em and hit em and hit em and kick em and kick em.
Did he get on top of you?
No, I fought so back, hard back and...
Hard back?
White!
White?
Yeah, white ugliness.
Did it have teeth?
And it was two, it was two boogiemen along the side of em.
I really bunked into em.
I had to, I had to kick,
I had to fight to four or five boogiemen in front of me...
Well, maybe he can turn into...
One of em could maybe be, uh killed.
Yes, but Ive heard these ponies are really vicious.
I know, but, I know theyre vicious, but i...
These claws!
He doesnt have people doing it.
They get on top of you and they just tear you apart.
I know...
But I hope they dont get em.

Ponies...if, if, if...
Was it white? re you sure? ...it wasnt white,
I mean uh...black, uh...
But I was too scared to notice their physical...
...gold or something...
...i was too, I was too scared to no-no-no-notice their physical,
Ah, appearance, cause they...they...they were attackin me!
They were?
They were attackin me.
What were they doin to you?
They were, they were, they were come and surrounding me
And attackin me and I had to fight back and fight,
Fight and fight back and pick up sticks.
Pick up sticks?
Yes, pick up sticks.
I used to play that game, pick up sticks.
Me too, did you ever play that game?
Yeah! thats funny! ha ha ha!

Now anyway, yes, pony, or president, or popes, I dont know.
Something out there is dangerous.
Could be a cigar or somethin
A cigar!
A cigar? no, youre insane, come on!
No no.
I remember when I was ah, well, I dont remember.
Those were the days!
That was before the days it will forces.
Yes, before the days ah eh, ponies or boogiemen or somethin.
Whats out there?
But then it was a...what was it then?
Newspapers.
Noooo...
Sure!
Positive.
You had to have em.
No no no...
Youve got one right in your nose right now!
Hah hah hah!

Zzzzzzz, scratchin em...
Well, Im gettin tired...
We should, we should go to sleep...
I just hope he comes back...
I think Ill pray for him...
I think Ill join you...
You do yours and Ill do mine...
Ok

Ha ha ha!

We hope for the best.

Ha ha ha!

(alfred motorhead).

Now I lay me down to sleep.
Amen!

Just One More Time
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Oh yeah!
Thats just fine!
Come on boys!
Just one more time!

I think I can explain about how the pigs music works.
Well, this should be interesting.
Remember that they make music with a very dense light.
And remember about the smoke standing still and how they,
They really get up tight,
When you try to move the smoke, right?
Right...
Yeah...
I think the music in that dense light
Is probably what makes the smoke stand still.
Any sort of motion has its effect on, on the ponys manes.
You know, the thing on their neck.
Hmm...
As soon as the ponys manes starts to get good in the back,
Any sort of, like motion, especially of smoke or gas,
Begins to make the end split.
Thats the basis of all their nationalism,
Like if they cant salute the smoke every morning
When they get up.
Yeah, its a vicious circle, you got it!

King Kong
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Aaaah...
Bidet!
Bloooow-job?
Bidet!
Jambon
Bloooow-job?
Bidet! bidet! bidet!...
Blow-job! blow-job! blow-job!...
Jambon...jambon... ... thank you
Oh thank you, youre really too kind
Thank you, thank you so much
Thank you, thank you

Blow-job

Help out, ladies and gentlemen

Oui!

I bet: oui, oui

And now for the next part of our program,
Id like to present, ah...blow-job!
Blow-job! bidet! jambon!...
Jambon...jambon...
Bidet!...

I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I want a garden!

I want a nun!
I want a nun!
I want a burrow in the broad daylight

I want a garden!
I want a nun!
I want a garden!
Just like the garden that that asshole came up here on the stage
And sang about, three years ago...
He came up out of the audience,
He said: I want a garden!
I want a garden!
I wanna water it with my tears...
And then denny walley said: oh, you want kindergarten!

Drums are too noisy
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Drums are too noisy, youve got no corners to hide in.

So when shes beating him over the nose with a tire iron
And then we both jump away and disappear
And the pig will turn around and therell be this pony.
Oh no man: kangaroos!

Kangaroos
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And then they eat it when they get hungry.
If its still alive.