Lyrics:

The formalin is ready, the scalpel''s getting honed Got a little science lab, hidden in my home Putting on a lab coat, pushing goggles up my bridge My specimens are waiting, the monsters in my fridge.(Chorus)Dissectible, collectibleGotta catch ''em all, that''s my objectiveThey''re ectothermic, so I gotta keep ''em chilledIn my super-duper monster fridge that''s custom builtGot a zombie in the crisper, werewolf on the shelfGot a gorgon in a Tupperware to keep her to myselfA kraken in a bucket, a vampire bat in iceAnd a mummy in the freezer, lookin'' awfully nice(Chorus)Dissectible, collectibleGotta catch ''em all, that''s my objectiveThey''re ectothermic, so I gotta keep ''em chilledIn my super-duper monster fridge that''s custom builtSome folks think I''m crazy, but I don''t really care''Cause when I''m done dissectin'' them, their organs I will shareWith all the local hospitals and medical schoolsThey''ll be so grateful for my contributions, breakin'' all the rules(Chorus)Dissectible, collectibleGotta catch ''em all, that''s my objectiveThey''re ectothermic, so I gotta keep ''em chilledIn my super-duper monster fridge that''s custom built(Bridge)My fridge is hummin'', somethin''s thumpin''Hope that ain''t the Chupacabra jumpin''Gotta reinforce those shelves, they''re lookin'' kinda weakIf Godzilla gets out, havoc he will wreak(Chorus)Dissectible, collectibleGotta catch ''em all, that''s my objectiveThey''re ectothermic, so I gotta keep ''em chilledIn my super-duper monster fridge that''s custom builtDon''t delay, dissect todayThose beasties won''t stay fresh foreverGotta grab my scalpel, gotta grab my trayGonna be a long night, dissectin'' ''til the break of day