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The formalin is ready, the scalpel''s getting honed **lf**Got a little science lab, hidden in my home **lf**Putting on a lab coat, pushing goggles up my bridge **lf**My specimens are waiting, the monsters in my fridge.**lf****lf**(Chorus)**lf**Dissectible, collectible**lf**Gotta catch ''em all, that''s my objective**lf**They''re ectothermic, so I gotta keep ''em chilled**lf**In my super-duper monster fridge that''s custom built**lf****lf**Got a zombie in the crisper, werewolf on the shelf**lf**Got a gorgon in a Tupperware to keep her to myself**lf**A kraken in a bucket, a vampire bat in ice**lf**And a mummy in the freezer, lookin'' awfully nice**lf****lf**(Chorus)**lf**Dissectible, collectible**lf**Gotta catch ''em all, that''s my objective**lf**They''re ectothermic, so I gotta keep ''em chilled**lf**In my super-duper monster fridge that''s custom built**lf****lf**Some folks think I''m crazy, but I don''t really care**lf**''Cause when I''m done dissectin'' them, their organs I will share**lf**With all the local hospitals and medical schools**lf**They''ll be so grateful for my contributions, breakin'' all the rules**lf****lf**(Chorus)**lf**Dissectible, collectible**lf**Gotta catch ''em all, that''s my objective**lf**They''re ectothermic, so I gotta keep ''em chilled**lf**In my super-duper monster fridge that''s custom built**lf****lf**(Bridge)**lf**My fridge is hummin'', somethin''s thumpin''**lf**Hope that ain''t the Chupacabra jumpin''**lf**Gotta reinforce those shelves, they''re lookin'' kinda weak**lf**If Godzilla gets out, havoc he will wreak**lf****lf**(Chorus)**lf**Dissectible, collectible**lf**Gotta catch ''em all, that''s my objective**lf**They''re ectothermic, so I gotta keep ''em chilled**lf**In my super-duper monster fridge that''s custom built**lf****lf**Don''t delay, dissect today**lf**Those beasties won''t stay fresh forever**lf**Gotta grab my scalpel, gotta grab my tray**lf**Gonna be a long night, dissectin'' ''til the break of day