Lyrics:

There''s a destination a little up the road**lf**From the habitations and the towns we know**lf**A place we saw the lights turn low**lf**The jigsaw jazz and the get-fresh flow**lf**Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts**lf**Two turntables and a microphone**lf**Bottles and cans and just clap your hands **lf**And just clap your hands**lf****lf**Where it''s at**lf**I got two turntables and a microphone**lf**Where it''s at**lf**I got two turntables and a microphone**lf**Where it''s at**lf**I got two turntables and a microphone**lf**Where it''s at**lf**I got two turntables and a microphone**lf****lf**Take me home with my elevator bones**lf**That was a good drum break**lf****lf**Pick yourself up off the side of the road**lf**With your elevator bones and your whip-flash tones**lf**Members only, hypnotizers**lf**Move through the room like ambulance drivers**lf**Shine your shoes with your microphone blues**lf**Hirsutes with your parachute fruits**lf**Passing the dutchie from coast to coast**lf**Let the man Gary Wilson rock the most**lf****lf**Where it''s at**lf**I got two turntables and a microphone**lf**Where it''s at**lf**I got two turntables and a microphone**lf****lf**What about those who swing both ways? AC-DC''s?**lf**Let''s make it out baby**lf****lf**Two turntables and a microphone**lf**Two turntables and a microphone**lf**Two turntables and a microphone**lf**Two turntables and a microphone**lf**Two turntables and a microphone**lf**Two turntables and a microphone**lf****lf**We''re all part of the total syndrome**lf****lf**Where it''s at**lf**I got two turntables and a microphone**lf**Where it''s at**lf**I got two turntables and a microphone**lf****lf**Oh, dear me, Make Out City is a two-horse town**lf**That''s beautiful, Dad **lf**Get my microphone**lf****lf**There''s a destination a little up the road**lf**From the habitations and the towns we know**lf**A place we saw the lights turn low**lf**Jig-saw jazz and the get-fresh flow**lf**Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts**lf**Two turntables and a microphone**lf**Bottles and cans and just clap your hands **lf**And just clap your hands**lf****lf**Where it''s at**lf**I got two turntables and a microphone**lf**Where it''s at**lf**I got two turntables and a microphone**lf****lf**I got plastic on my mind**lf**Make it out, baby**lf**Yeah, yeah, yeah**lf**Let''s make it out, baby**lf**Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah**lf**(scream)**lf****lf**Telephone plastic baby**lf**Ahh, so good**lf**Oh, yeah**lf**Let''s play good