Lyrics:
When the outside temperature risesAnd the meaning is oh so clearOne thousand and one yellow daffodilsBegin to dance in front of you - oh dearAre they trying to tell you somethingYou're missing that one final screwYou're simply not in the pink my dearTo be honest you haven't got a clueI'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happened - happenedIt finally happened - ooh ohIt finally happened - I'm slightly manOh dearI'm one card short of a full deckI'm not quite the shillingOne wave short of a shipwreckI'm not my usual top billingI'm coming down with a feverI'm really out to seaThis kettle is boiling overI think I'm a banana treeOh dearI'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happened - happenedIt finally happened - uh huhIt finally happened - I'm slightly man - oh dearI'm knitting with only one needleUnraveling fast its trueI'm driving only three wheels these daysBut my dear how about youI'm going slightly madI'm going slightly madIt finally happenedIt finally happened - oh yesIt finally happenedI'm slightly madJust very slightly madAnd there you have it