Lyrics:

I Am The Entertainer**lf**and I Know Just Where I Stand**lf**another Serenader**lf**and Another Long-Haired Band**lf**today I Am Your Champion**lf**i May Have Won Your Hearts**lf**but I Know The Game, You''ll Forget My Name**lf**and I Won''t Be Here In Another Year**lf**if I Don''t Stay On The Charts**lf****lf**i Am The Entertainer**lf**and I''ve Had To Pay My Price**lf**the Things I Did Not Know At First**lf**i Learned By Doin'' Twice**lf**ah, But Still They Come To Haunt Me**lf**still They Want Their Say**lf**so I''ve Learned To Dance With A Hand In My Pants**lf**i Let ''em Rub My Neck And I Write ''em A Check**lf**and They Go Their Merry Way**lf****lf**i Am The Entertainer**lf**been All Around The World**lf**i''ve Played All Kinds Of Palaces**lf**and Laid All Kinds Of Girls**lf**i Can''t Remember Faces**lf**i Don''t Remember Names**lf**ah, But What The Hell**lf**you Know It''s Just As Well**lf**''cause After A While And A Thousand Miles**lf**it All Becomes The Same**lf****lf**i Am The Entertainer**lf**i Bring To You My Songs**lf**i''d Like To Spend A Day Or Two**lf**i Can''t Stay That Long**lf**no, I''ve Got To Meet Expenses**lf**i Got To Stay In Line**lf**gotta Get Those Fees To The Agencies**lf**and I''d Love To Stay But There''s Bills To Pay**lf**so I Just Don''t Have The Time**lf****lf**i Am The Entertainer**lf**i Come To Do My Show**lf**you''ve Heard My Latest Record**lf**it''s Been On The Radio**lf**ah, It Took Me Years To Write It**lf**they Were The Best Years Of My Life**lf**it Was A Beautiful Song**lf**but It Ran Too Long**lf**if You''re Gonna Have A Hit**lf**you Gotta Make It Fit**lf**so They Cut It Down To 305**lf****lf**i Am The Entertainer**lf**the Idol Of My Age**lf**i Make All Kinds Of Money**lf**when I Go On The Stage**lf**ah, You''ve Seen Me In The Papers**lf**i''ve Been In The Magazines**lf**but If I Go Cold I Won''t Get Sold**lf**i''ll Get Put In The Back In The Discount Rack**lf**like Another Can Of Beans**lf****lf**i Am The Entertainer**lf**and I Know Just Where I Stand**lf**another Serenader**lf**and Another Long-Haired Band**lf**today I Am Your Champion**lf**i May Have Won Your Hearts**lf**but I Know The Game, You''ll Forget My Name**lf**i Won''t Be Here In Another Year**lf**if I Don''t Stay On The Charts**lf**