Lyrics:

You See Her Sitting With Her Coffee And Her Paper**lf**with Her High Top Sneakers Of Italian Design**lf**with A Long Cool Stare She Aggravates The Tension**lf**makes Up Her Face While She Makes Up Her Mind**lf**now You''re In Trouble, Maybe She''s An Intellectual**lf**what If She Figures Out You''re Not Very Smart**lf**or Maybe She''s The Quiet Type Who''s Into Heavy Metal**lf**boy, You Got To Get It Settled**lf**cause She''s Breaking Your Heart**lf**don''t Try To Put On An Act**lf**you Can''t Do That To A Modern Woman**lf**and You''re An Old Fashioned Man**lf**she Understands The Things You''re Doin''**lf**she''s A Modern Woman**lf**she Looks Sleek And She Seems So Professional**lf**she''s Got A Lot Of Confidence, It''s Easy To See**lf**you Want To Make A Move**lf**but You Feel So Inferior**lf**cause Under That Exterior**lf**is Someone Who''s Free**lf**she''s Got Style And She''s Got Her Own Money**lf**so She''s Not Another Honey You Can Quickly Disarm**lf**she''s Got The Eyes That Make You Realize**lf**she Won''t Be Hypnotized By Your Usual Charm**lf**you''ve Got Your Plan Of Attack**lf**that Won''t Attract The Modern Woman**lf**whe You''re An Old Fashioned Man**lf**she Understands The Things You''re Doin''**lf**she''s A Modern Woman**lf**time Goes By And You''re Sharing An Apartment**lf**she Says She Loves You But She Doesn''t Know Why**lf**in The Morning She Leaves You With Your Coffee And Your Paper**lf**it''s A Strange Situation For An Old Fashioned Guy**lf**but Times Have Changed**lf**things Are Not The Same, Baby**lf**you Overcame Such A Bad Attitude**lf**rock And Roll Just Used To Be For Kicks**lf**and Nowadays It''s Politics**lf**and After 1986 What Else Could Be New**lf**you Got To Learn To Relax**lf**and Face The Facts Of Modern Woman**lf**and You''re An Old Fashioned Man**lf**she Understands The Things