Lyrics:

it was at nightwe were out at the bargot in a fightand she took it too farI said ''Baby, baby you''re drunklet me take you home tonight.''she said ''Well, I ain''t drunkyou''re just someone I can''t stand.''next thing I knowshe was leavin'' with another manI said ''Baby, baby where you goingain''t you comin'' home tonight?''well I chased you from that barI chased you into the nightbut all I saw was flying dirtand trailing taillightsI could see he was all over the roadthat''s when I knew you was never coming homeso I said ''Baby, baby bye byeI hope you fuckin'' die tonight.''well as it turns outhe was too drunk to driveif you was seeing double babyhe was seeing fiveright into the rhubarbplowing corn out of seasondoctor said''Not enough blood in the booze.''that was the reasonbaby that''s whybaby that''s whyyou up and died that nightbye bye babywell she got all friskyand gave him some road conehe got distractedand he ran right off that old dirt roadyou hit a stump and you bit off his memberthat is the last thingthat you can remember...and I had to tell your sweet mamajust how you died that nightchokin'' on a cackbaby that''s how she diedwhen I told your mamaLord how she criedshoulda listened when I saidbaby you''re drunkbaby you''re drunkbaby you''re drunklet me take you home tonightbye bye