Lyrics:

''So, I mean, everybody pretty much knows one of my aliases is Stretch Nuts, right? You know what Im sayin? And I really cant tell you whyI never really elaborated on it, but, but I will, man. I will''36 inches, bitch! And thats only a smidgenMe and my droopy sack, you know the legendStill talk about nuts the more that theyIs that a water balloon hangin out a patch of dick hair? (Nope!)My ball sack was blessed by the PopeT double O or T-W-O (Dope!)I double Dutch jump my junk. Fuck rope!And I sucker punchin chumps and punks and cut throats (Nope!)You dont want nothin like a hairy vaginaIll stretch my scrotum from here to ChinaMy nuts got stuck in my fuckin reclinerBehind em, Big Poppa Pump (Scott Steiner!)I got my carabiner Mace (Sting!)Dropped like a rock in a sock (Boing!)Popped in my shiner face (Ping!)Dropped two rocks down a tube sock (Boing, boing!)Four fat hood rats swingin off my scrotumAh! Get off it! (Just wanna hold em!)The testic-elastic even smashed and swollenNut sack gymnastics, I snatch the gold oneWhen I was young, my nuts hung (Low)You might say much lower than some (Oh?)Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?)Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!)All hail Stretch Nuts!A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!)All hail Stretch Nuts!You play your cards right, theyre yours tonight (Thats right)Every time we fuck, we both get stuckEntangled, near strangled in my ballTook my nuts up a sluts butt (Her booty hole walls?)Its fruity, though, like bananas and lemonGrapes and peaches, sweet watermelonIt''s Rudy''s old ho, might wanna tell himAh wait, cant reach him, cause he caught a felonA beauty ho got a tight na-na like EllenBut I hate the screechin and all the yellinStretch Nuts, bitch! Shaggy Shaggs the clownShort shorts! My nut bag drags the groundDouble take! Make sure its no fags aroundLay down, ho! (Bloop) You hear the tea baggin sound?My nut bag, like two cue balls in some panty hose (Whoa!)Extra young speedos? Shit, hand me thoseFuck fine bitches! Give me gigantic hoesThats all right! My dick is like sand in toesYou like it rough, bitch? You get punched in that pussyFuck a tight tummy. Give me fat and mushyI eat your whole butt crack out of that tushieIm Shaggy. My whole nut bag extra bushyFuck clippers. I like my pubes caught in zippersI hate feather weights. Give me A-scale tippersHump jump and flop, like I''m on MarsThen I bring home sluts swingin on my nuts like TarzanWhen I was young, my nuts hung (Low)You might say much lower than some (Oh?)Down to the floor like a wore-out bungee cord (Yeah?)Some say (Yeah?) a legend was born (Oh!)All hail Stretch Nuts!A bitch bound to faint at the slightest sight (Yup!)All hail Stretch Nuts!You play your cards right, theyre yours tonight (Thats right)