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When I Was A Lad Of Three-Foot-Three**lf**certain Questions Occurred To Me**lf**so I Asked Me Father Quite Seriously**lf**to Tell Me The Story ''bout The Bird And Bee**lf**he Stammered And He Stuttered Pathetically**lf**and This Is What He Said To Me**lf****lf**he Said, ''the Woman Piaba And The Man Piaba**lf**and The Ton Ton Call Baka Lemon Grass**lf**the Lily Root, Gully Root, Belly Root Uhmm**lf**and The Famous Grandy Scratch Scratch**lf****lf**it Was Clear As Mud But It Covered The Ground**lf**and The Confusion Made The Brain Go ''round**lf**i Went And Ask A Good Friend Of Mine**lf**known To The World As Albert Einstein**lf**he Said ''son, From The Beginning Of Time And Creativity**lf**there Existed The Force Of Relativity**lf**pi R Square And A Minus Ten Means A Routine Only When**lf**the Solar System In One Light Year**lf**make The Hayden Planetarium Disappear**lf**so If Mt Everest Doesn''t Move**lf**i Am Positive That It Will Prove**lf****lf**that The Woman Piaba And The Man Piaba**lf**and The Ton Ton Call Baka Lemon Grass**lf**the Lily Root, Gully Root, Belly Root Uhmm**lf**and The Famous Grandy Scratch Scratch**lf****lf**it Was Clear As Mud But It Covered The Ground**lf**and The Confusion Made The Brain Go ''round**lf**i Grabbed A Boat And Went Abroad**lf**in Baden Baden Asked Sigmund Freud**lf**he Said ''son, From Your Sad Face Remove The Grouch**lf**put The Body Down Up On The Couch**lf**i Can See From Your Frustration A Neurotic Sublimation**lf**hey Love And Hate Is Psychosomatic**lf**your Rorsach Shows That You''re A Peripathetic**lf**it All Started With A Broken Sibling**lf**in The Words Of The Famous Rudyard Kipling**lf****lf**that The Woman Piaba And The Man Piaba**lf**and The Ton Ton Call Baka Lemon Grass**lf**the Lily Root, Gully Root, Belly Root Uhmm**lf**and The Famous Grandy Scratch Scratch**lf****lf**well I Traveled Far And I Traveled Wide**lf**and I Don''t Even Have Me Self A Bride**lf**all The Great Men Upon This Earth**lf**have Confused Me Since My Birth**lf**i''ve Been Over Land And Been Over Sea**lf**trying To Find Answer ''bout The Bird And Bee**lf**but Now That I Am Ninety Three**lf**i Don''t Give A Darn You See**lf****lf**if The Woman Piaba And The Man Piaba**lf**and The Ton Ton Call Baka Lemon Grass**lf**the Lily Root, Gully Root, Belly Root Uhmm**lf**and The Famous Grandy Scratch Scratch