Lyrics:

They thought I didn''t wanna go
I was nothing all the time
Oh god, I love her so much
I can''t live without her

I had to come home I didn''t want to
Oh how boring I''m fuckin'' sick
Sick as a pig, same routine
I''m gonna phone Karen to make me feel better

I''m gonna give her everything
Everything I fucking own
I''m gonna sell my drums
Cos I don''t need the money
I wanna see her when she smiles
Because that is what I live for
Gonna phone Karen
I''m gonna phone Karen right now

She''s coming down to London
On the one o''clock train
I waited at the station
But she never even came
Then she came five hours late
I didn''t really care
Cos she was there and I love her
She''s Karen and she''s mine!

Now she went back on Monday
I thought that I would die
I had to phone her
And this is the reason why
The phone was engaged for twenty minutes
Said she it was Gary
Who the fuck is Gary?
That''s what I want to know

Is there something going on
With Karen and Gary
If there is I wanna know
If there is I don''t care
Cos it''s Karen I''m gonna phone her
It''s Karen I''m gonna ring
It''s Karen I''m gonna phone her
Oh god I can''t live!