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I play in a band We&ampapos;re the best in the land We&ampapos;re big in both Chelsea and France I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar There&ampapos;s a line of chicks waiting for their chance So come on now honey, I&ampapos;ll make you feel pretty These other gals mean nothing to me Let&ampapos;s finish these drinks and be gone for the night &ampapos;Cause I&ampapos;m more than a handfull you&ampapos;ll see [CHORUS:]So kiss me I&ampapos;m shitfaced I&ampapos;m Soaked I&ampapos;m soiled and brown in the trousers she kissed meAnd I only bought her one round I can bench press a car I&ampapos;m an ex football star with degrees from both harvard and yale Girls just can&ampapos;t keep up I&ampapos;m a really love machine I&ampapos;ve had far better sex while in jail I designed the Sears tower I make two grand an hour I cook the world&ampapos;s best duck flambe I&ampapos;ll take the pick of the LITTERAnd girls jockey for me I don&ampapos;t need these lines to get laid [CHORUS]I&ampapos;m the man of the night A real ladies delight See, my figure was chisEled from stone One more for the gal then I&ampapos;ll escort her home Come last call, I&ampapos;m never aloneI own a house on the hill with a red water bed It puts Hugh Hefner&ampapos;s mansion to shame With girls by the pool and italian sports cars I&ampapos;m just here in this dump for the gain [CHORUS x2]Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin&ampapos;? I&ampapos;m a pitiful SIGHTAnd I ain&ampapos;t all that bright I&ampapos;m definitly not chisEled from stone I&ampapos;m a cheat and a liar No womAn&ampapos;s desire I&ampapos;ll probably die cold and alone But just give me a chance Cause deep down inside I swear I got a big heart of gold I&ampapos;m a monogamous man No more one night stands Come on, Honey let me take you home
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