Lyrics:

Well I was walking down the street
Just the other day
When this cat alongside me says hi (hi)
He was asking for donations
For some religious shit
I turned and asked him why
He said 'If you buy this book from me
I'll give you eternal life'
Something which you won't forget
I said listen mister
'I've got my own four rules
There's lots of life left in me yet'
I take drugs (drugs)
I like sex (sex)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with Fess

He then became persistent
So I turned around
And glared at that man goodbye (bye bye)
You see I'm not the violent type
But this guy he's just oblivious in my eyes
I then became objective
I said c'mon man don't give that full of shit (shit)
I said listen mister
'I've got my own four rules
There's lots of life left in me yet'
I take drugs (drugs)
I like sex (sex)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with Fess (come on Fess)

I take drugs (drugs)
I like sex (sex)
I like looking at dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with Fess
Drugs (drugs) and sex (sex)
Dirty pictures
And Fess
Drugs and sex (woo-hoo)
Dirty pictures
I like lying in bed with Fess
Listen to me
You gotta believe when I talk about my drugs buddy