Lyrics:

Take a look at my girlfriendShe''s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendNever seem to get a lot Take a jumbo across the water Like to see America See the girls in California I''m hoping it''s going to come true But there''s not a lot I can doCould we have kippers for breakfastMummy dear, Mummy dearThey got to have ''em in TexasCos everyone''s a millionaire I''m a winner, I''m a sinner Do you want my autograph I''m a loser, what a joker I''m playing my jokes upon you While there''s nothing better to doDon''t you look at my girlfriendShe''s the only one I gotNot much of a girlfriendNever seem to get a lot Take a jumbo cross the water Like to see America See the girls in California I''m hoping it''s going to come true But there''s not a lot I can do