Lyrics:

Take a look at my girlfriend**lf**She''s the only one I got**lf**Not much of a girlfriend**lf**Never seem to get a lot**lf****lf** Take a jumbo across the water**lf** Like to see America**lf** See the girls in California**lf** I''m hoping it''s going to come true**lf** But there''s not a lot I can do**lf****lf**Could we have kippers for breakfast**lf**Mummy dear, Mummy dear**lf**They got to have ''em in Texas**lf**Cos everyone''s a millionaire**lf****lf** I''m a winner, I''m a sinner**lf** Do you want my autograph**lf** I''m a loser, what a joker**lf** I''m playing my jokes upon you**lf** While there''s nothing better to do**lf****lf**Don''t you look at my girlfriend**lf**She''s the only one I got**lf**Not much of a girlfriend**lf**Never seem to get a lot**lf****lf** Take a jumbo cross the water**lf** Like to see America**lf** See the girls in California**lf** I''m hoping it''s going to come true**lf** But there''s not a lot I can do