Lyrics:
We're a happy familyWe're a happy familyWe're a happy familyMe mom and daddySiting here in QueensEating refried beansWe're in all the magazinesGulpin' down thorazinesWe ain't got no friendsOur troubles never endNo Christmas cards to sendDaddy likes menDaddy's telling liesBaby's eating fliesMommy's on pillsBaby's got the chillsI'm friends with the PresidentI'm friends with the PopeWe're all making a fortuneSelling Daddy's dope