Lyrics:

Well, I don''t know why I came here tonight**lf**I got the feeling that something ain''t right**lf**I''m so scared in case I fall off my chair**lf**And I''m wondering how I''ll get down the stairs**lf**Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right**lf**Here I am, stuck in the middle with you**lf****lf**Yes, I''m stuck in the middle with you**lf**And I''m wondering what it is I should do**lf**It''s so hard to keep this smile from my face**lf**Losing control, yeah, I''m all over the place**lf**Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right**lf**Here I am, stuck in the middle with you**lf****lf**Well, you started off with nothing**lf**And you''re proud that you''re a self-made man**lf**And your friends they all come crawlin''**lf**Slap you on the back and say, ''Please, please''**lf****lf**Trying to make some sense of it all**lf**But I can see it makes no sense at all**lf**Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?**lf**Well, I don''t think I can take anymore**lf**Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right**lf**Here I am, stuck in the middle with you**lf****lf**Well, you started out with nothing**lf**And you''re proud that you''re a self-made man**lf**And your friends they all come crawlin''**lf**Slap you on the back and say, ''Please, please''**lf****lf**Yeah, I don''t know why I came here tonight**lf**I got the feeling that something ain''t right**lf**I''m so scared in case I fall off my chair**lf**And I''m wondering how I''ll get down the stairs**lf**Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right**lf**Here I am, stuck in the middle with you**lf****lf**Yes, I''m stuck in the middle with you**lf**Stuck in the middle with you**lf**Here I am, stuck in the middle with you