Lyrics:

Well, I don''t know why I came here tonightI got the feeling that something ain''t rightI''m so scared in case I fall off my chairAnd I''m wondering how I''ll get down the stairsClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightHere I am, stuck in the middle with youYes, I''m stuck in the middle with youAnd I''m wondering what it is I should doIt''s so hard to keep this smile from my faceLosing control, yeah, I''m all over the placeClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightHere I am, stuck in the middle with youWell, you started off with nothingAnd you''re proud that you''re a self-made manAnd your friends they all come crawlin''Slap you on the back and say, ''Please, please''Trying to make some sense of it allBut I can see it makes no sense at allIs it cool to go to sleep on the floor?Well, I don''t think I can take anymoreClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightHere I am, stuck in the middle with youWell, you started out with nothingAnd you''re proud that you''re a self-made manAnd your friends they all come crawlin''Slap you on the back and say, ''Please, please''Yeah, I don''t know why I came here tonightI got the feeling that something ain''t rightI''m so scared in case I fall off my chairAnd I''m wondering how I''ll get down the stairsClowns to the left of me, jokers to the rightHere I am, stuck in the middle with youYes, I''m stuck in the middle with youStuck in the middle with youHere I am, stuck in the middle with you