Lyrics:

In the middle of the roadIs trying to find meI''m standing in the middle of life with my pains behind meBut, I got a smileFor everyone I meetLong as you don''t try dragging my bayOr dropping a bomb on my streetCome on babyGet in the roadCome on nowIn the middle of the road, yeahIn the middle of the roadYou see the darnedest thingsLike fat cats driving around in jeeps through the cityWearing big diamond rings and silk suitsPast corrugated tin shacks holed up with kids andMan I don''t mean a Hampstead nurseryBut when you own a big chunk of the bloody third worldThe babies just come with the sceneryCome on babyGet in the roadCome on nowIn the middle of the road, yeahOneTwoThreeFourFiveSixIn the middle of the roadIs my private cul de sacI can''t get from the cab to the curbWithout some little jerk on my backDon''t harass me kidCan''t you tell I''m going home, I''m tired as hellI''m not the cat I used to beI''ve got a kid, I''m thirty-three babyGet in the roadCome on nowIn the middle of the road