Lyrics:

We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh)
We only want what's best for him (ooh)
We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh)
Nigel just needs that helping hand (ooh)
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his work

We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh)
He has this future in a British steel (ooh)
We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh)
Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed, yeah (ooh)
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Nigel is not outspoken but he likes to speak
And he loves to be spoken to (in his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (in his work)
Nigel is happy in his work (in his work)
We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh)
We only want what's best for him (ooh)
We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh)
Nigel just needs this helping hand (ooh)
And if young Nigel says he's happy
He must be happy, he must be happy
He must be happy in his work

Mmm, we're only making plans for Nigel (ooh-oh-ooh)
We only want what's best for him (ooh-oh-ooh)
We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh-oh-ooh)
Nigel just needs this helping hand (ooh-oh-ooh)
We're only making plans for Nigel (ooh-oh-ooh)
He has this future in a British steel (ooh-oh-ooh)
Steel, steel, steel, steel, steel, yeah
We're only making plans for Nigel
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel (ooh-oh-ooh)
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel (ooh-oh-ooh)
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel (ooh-oh-ooh)
Nigel, Nigel, Nigel, Nigel