Lyrics:

Johnny''s in the basement**lf**Mixing up the medicine**lf**I''m on the pavement**lf**Thinking about the government**lf****lf**The man in the trench coat**lf**Badge out, laid off**lf**Says he''s got a bad cough**lf**Wants to get it paid off**lf****lf**Look out kid**lf**It''s somethin'' you did**lf**God knows when**lf**But you''re doin'' it again**lf****lf**You better duck down the alley way**lf**Lookin'' for a new friend**lf**The man in the coon-skin cap**lf**In the big pen**lf****lf**Wants eleven dollar bills**lf**You only got ten**lf****lf**Maggie comes fleet foot**lf**Face full of black soot**lf**Talkin'' that the heat put**lf**Plants in the bed but**lf****lf**The phone''s tapped anyway**lf**Maggie says that many say**lf**They must bust in early May**lf**Orders from the D. A.**lf****lf**Look out kid**lf**Don''t matter what you did**lf**Walk on your tip toes**lf**Don''t try No Doz**lf****lf**Better stay away from those**lf**That carry around a fire hose**lf**Keep a clean nose**lf**Watch the plain clothes**lf****lf**You don''t need a weather man**lf**To know which way the wind blows**lf****lf**Oh, get sick, get well**lf**Hang around a ink well**lf**Ring bell, hard to tell**lf**If anything is gonna sell**lf****lf**Try hard, get barred**lf**Get back, write braille**lf**Get jailed, jump bail**lf**Join the army, if you fail**lf****lf**Look out kid**lf**You''re gonna get hit**lf****lf**But losers**lf**Cheaters**lf**Six-time users**lf**Hang around the theaters**lf****lf**Girl by the whirlpool**lf**Lookin'' for a new fool**lf**Don''t follow leaders**lf**Watch the parkin'' meters**lf****lf**Ah, get born, keep warm**lf**Short pants, romance, learn to dance**lf**Get dressed, get blessed**lf**Try to be a success**lf****lf**Please her, please him, buy gifts**lf**Don''t steal, don''t lift**lf**Twenty years of schoolin''**lf**And they put you on the day shift**lf****lf**Look out kid**lf**They keep it all hid**lf****lf**Better jump down a manhole**lf**Light yourself a candle**lf**Don''t wear sandals**lf**Try to avoid the scandals**lf****lf**Don''t wanna be a bum**lf**You better chew gum**lf**The pump don''t work**lf**''Cause the vandals took the handles