Lyrics:

(difford/tilbrook)**lf****lf**She was washing the dishes**lf**When she burst into tears**lf**It was the time of the month**lf**She was up to her ears**lf**I put my arms round her neck**lf**I said sit down a while**lf**Cry as much as you like**lf**I''ll do the dishes**lf**Tell me what''s on your mind**lf**There''s a boiling point**lf**That you''re bound to reach**lf**When it''s all your fault**lf**And you''re half asleep.**lf**She''s lucky she doesn''t have to shave**lf**I''m so lucky I''m not doubled up with pain**lf****lf**Her eyes were like pools**lf**Filled with newly wed tears**lf**She was sat doubled up**lf**With her hands on her ears**lf**I felt useless**lf**I smiled and I shrugged**lf**I was sweet as could be**lf**As I poured her some milk**lf**Here was my flower**lf**That was ready to wilt**lf****lf**A fairy tale finish**lf**We flaked out on the floor**lf**It was match of the day**lf**On the tv what''s more**lf**I fell asleep at half time**lf**We had had a right result**lf**It was kisses and hugs**lf**At the end of the day**lf**She''s the one that I love