Lyrics:

Well you''d better not tell I''ve had a good nightMe and this bird she''s a bit of alrightDancing to the sounds as the arches get searchedShe is the business for a bit of old skirtIt''s so dirty when it''s in the right moodGive it some brandy and some chinese foodTake her for a spin in your stereo jagTell her she''s the best girl you''ve ever hadGive it some gold to put round it''s neckThen her old man puts you on the deckBut it''s so dirty with me - it so dirty with meIt''s so dirty with me - it''s so dirty with meWell you''d better watch out here comes a tornadoYou''ll end up looking like a mashed potatoIf her old man gets word of what''s going on hereYou''ll end up at the bottom of someone''s next beerWell I''ve got a bud ain''t frightened by shootersSo lets have a drink for a couple of troopersNo her old man won''t know I''ve been giving it someLess you tell him the news but we know that ain''t done