Lyrics:

I can see

By the look on your face

That you've got ringworm.

I'm very sorry but,

I have to tell you that

You've got ringworm.

It's a very common disease.

Actually, you're very luck to have

Ringworm

'cause you may have

Had somethin' else.

Oooh, aaahhh...

Uuunnnhhhaaahhnnn...

You've got ringworm.

Oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh....