Lyrics:

---- --- ---------(Cheesey, Cheesey)(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regularThey''re real good for yo)Call any vegetable Call it by nameCall one today When you get off the trainCall any vegetable And the chances are goodAw, The vegetable will respond to you(Some people don''t go for prunes...Idon''t know, I''ve always found that if they...)Call any vegetable Pick up your phoneThink of a vegetable Lonely at homeCall any vegetable And the chances are goodThat a vegetable will *respond* to youRutabaga, Rutabaga,Rutabaga, Rutabaga,Rutabay-y-y-y...(A prune isn''t really a vegetable...CABBAGE is a vegetable...)No one will knowIf you don''t want to let them knowNo one will know''Less it''s you that might tell them soCall and they''ll come to youCovered with dewVegetables dream, Of responding to youStanding there shiny and proud by your sideHolding your hand while the neighbors decideWhy is a vegetable something to hide