Lyrics:

---- --- ---------**lf****lf**(Cheesey, Cheesey)**lf**(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular**lf**They''re real good for yo)**lf****lf**Call any vegetable Call it by name**lf**Call one today When you get off the train**lf**Call any vegetable And the chances are good**lf**Aw, The vegetable will respond to you**lf****lf**(Some people don''t go for prunes...I**lf**don''t know, I''ve always found that if they...)**lf**Call any vegetable Pick up your phone**lf**Think of a vegetable Lonely at home**lf**Call any vegetable And the chances are good**lf**That a vegetable will *respond* to you**lf****lf**Rutabaga, Rutabaga,**lf**Rutabaga, Rutabaga,**lf**Rutabay-y-y-y...**lf****lf**(A prune isn''t really a vegetable...**lf**CABBAGE is a vegetable...)**lf****lf**No one will know**lf**If you don''t want to let them know**lf**No one will know**lf**''Less it''s you that might tell them so**lf**Call and they''ll come to you**lf**Covered with dew**lf**Vegetables dream, Of responding to you**lf****lf**Standing there shiny and proud by your side**lf**Holding your hand while the neighbors decide**lf**Why is a vegetable something to hide