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(Interlude)Guard ?: Hey. Hey, excuse me. Closed sessionSarsippius: What you mean closed session?Guard ?: It''s a closed session here. No one''s allowed. NobodySarsippius: What are you talking about?Guard ?: You''re... You''re gonna have to leaveSarsippius: I will... You know who I am?Guard ?: No, I don''t know who you are and you''re gonna have to leave right nowSarsippius: I am Aladin Sarsippius Sulemanagic Jackson the thirdGuard ?: (laughs) I don''t care what you did on who. You''re gonna have to leaveSarsippius: Listen man. Listen brother. I am the world-renowned reptilian loverGuard ?: (laughs)Sarsippius: What you laughing at brother?Guard ?: I''m not laughing. I''m sorry. I don''t know who you are. There''s no authorization. You have to have a special...Sarsippius: Let me tell you something. I sang for Aqueduct Pocket. I sang for Relaxed AtmosphereGuard ?: I don''t know who they are. I...Sarsippius: I sang for Third World Lover.Guard ?: This... This is the Infec...Sarsippius: You heard of them?Guard ?: No I haven''t. This is the Infectious Grooves. It''s a closed session.Sarsippius: Have you all heard of my hit single ''Whipped Cream''? (singing) Whipped Cream. Put it all over your bodyGuard ?: (laughing) No...Sarsippius: You ever heard of that?Guard ?: (laughing) No I haven''t...Sarsippius: Where''ve you been brother?Guard ?: I''ve been keeping people out of the studioSarsippius: Have you heard of the song ''The love that you''ll find is the love that you will never find because it''s the love that is always not able to be found''?Guard ?: I''m not looking for no love. I''m sorry. And you''re dripping some green funk now on the carpetSarsippius: Listen man. Don''t worry about my green funkGuard ?: I''m gonna have... I''m gonna have to get some security happening hereSarsippius: Don''t get no security involved. I want...Guard ?: I am the securitySarssipius: I want to work with you, brotherGuard ?: I''m gonna have to make you leaveSarsippius: This is some kind of game hereGuard ?: What are you doing here?Sarsippius: This is some kind of game, brother. I came here to do backupsGuard ?: Backups for who?Sarsippius: For this infectaphibian thing, man