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Spoken:**lf****lf**Record Dealer: Ah, yeah, we have a little green creature here, you have the word on that yet?**lf**Another voice: Yeah, it''s fine, they tell me it is allowed to be here**lf**Record Dealer: Okay, thank you, alright. I, ah, I guess you, ah, got the authorization, ah, and sorry Mr. Sarsobian...**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: Sarsippius you dummy**lf**Record Dealer: I''m sorry, sir, so, ah, I guess this is where you gonna be doing the singing and stuff...**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: It''s about time. Guys gotta get together, you know, my time is valuable...**lf**Record Dealer: Well, you gotta understand, a green looking lizard...**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: My time is valuable**lf**Record Dealer: I think the way they said it you, ah, you''re auditioning, so, you''re very fortunate to be here, so I think you take...**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: Ok, let''s&let''s not get carried away with auditioning. And where is my hair stylist? I need a hair stylist**lf**Record Dealer: Ah, that''s enough, and they just said it, they said that you''re allowed here, and they''re gonna try to stall you on...**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: And I need a dermatologist, you know, these scales kinda get, you know, they get in the way**lf**Record Dealer: I don''t know, they said that you can hear, come here and try to fill some tapes and when the fellas get there they can decide what they like to do with it**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: Ok, what are we gonna sing, what you want me to do**lf**Record Dealer: Well, you are supposed to know the material**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: I know the material, what you want?**lf**Record Dealer: How about ''You lie and your breath stank'' because...**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: You lie and your breath stank?**lf**Record Dealer: I hate to tell you, but you do have a problem with that, unless you can take care...**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: Ah, now you try to be a comedian, huh? Alright**lf**Record Dealer: I''m not trying to be a comedian, just trying to help, you keep missing...you got a big date ahead...**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: Don''t worry ''bout my breath, don''t worry ''bout my breath, I can sing...**lf**Record Dealer: Ohoh, you breathe on me and you talk that loud I have to...**lf**Mr. Sarsippius: Then point your head the other way...ignorance