Lyrics:

The lord of the manor**lf**Loves the upstairs maid**lf**And I tend the flowers**lf**Of the seeds he lays**lf**His collar is velvet,**lf**His hands are real soft**lf**She sleeps with the master**lf**I''m awake in the loft**lf**I wish in the bedroom**lf**The sheets were all torn**lf**I wish that the flowers**lf**Would only grow thorns**lf****lf**The lord of the manor**lf**Has a wife of grey**lf**He pays the chauffeur**lf**To drive her away**lf**The lord and my baby**lf**Are upstairs alone**lf**The one who could stop them**lf**Is physically gone**lf**I wish in the bedroom**lf**The sheets were all torn**lf**I wish that the flowers**lf**Would only grow thorns