Lyrics:

Ike Willis--lead vocals**lf**FZ--vocals; lead guitar**lf**Ray White--vocals**lf**Bob Harris--vocals**lf**Steve Vai--stunt guitar**lf**Tommy Mars--keyboards**lf**Arthur Barrow--bass**lf**David Logeman--drums**lf****lf**And all around **lf**At the side of the grave **lf**Stood Charlie''s friends **lf**Who could not save **lf**This stupid girl **lf**From the way she behaved **lf**But among the mourners **lf**And the frowners **lf**A cry were heard . . . (aaaargh!) **lf****lf**ANY DOWNERS? (Oh, no!)**lf**ANY DOWNERS? (Oh, no!)**lf**ANY DOWNERS? (Oh, no!)**lf**ANY DOWNERS? (Oh, no!) **lf****lf**No I ain''t got any more **lf**No I ain''t got any more **lf**No I ain''t got any more **lf**No I ain''t got any more **lf****lf**Your downers is gone **lf**They was all you could get **lf**To ease your mind **lf**And your deep regret **lf**Over Charlie''s mouth **lf**So enormous ''n wet **lf**Now all you got **lf**Is your T.V. set **lf****lf**You turn it on **lf**You watch and dream **lf**A dream of love **lf**On your tiny screeen **lf**But what do you see **lf**As you lay in bed? **lf**It''s a bald kinda girl **lf**With a pointed head **lf**Oh no . . . **lf****lf**