Lyrics:

Porno

My art is called 'egocentric soft porno'
Or maybe it's just narcisism
My one and only subject goes
From something like anything but 'me-ism'

Wouldn't it be easier for Beardsley?
He could drop the paintings and photograph his penis
Or take pics of the chicks; yeah, you know what I mean
Wouldn't it be better for Escher?
He could drop the math and make it happen on his mattress
Two girls and a cam, three girls and a cam (Two, uh; three, uh)
You put a dog there and you got 'Polaroid scam'

I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol

I am so hardcore
I sell my crap and people ask for more
Call me a revolutionaire
I poo on a plate and get it published on Visionaire
What I do is called 'art-shit'
And don't you dare make fun of me
'Cuz everything I do was featured on the pages of I.D

I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol
I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol

Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Lick, lick, lick my art-tit
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole

I ain't no artist, I am an art bitch
I sell my paintings to the men I eat
I have no portfolio and I only show
Where there's free alcohol

Art bitch, art bitch
Art bitch, art bitch
Art bitch, art bitch
Suck, suck, suck my art-hole