Lyrics:

''Patricia The Stripper''**lf****lf**Dennis is a menace with his ''anyone for tennis?''**lf**And beseeching me to come and keep the score...**lf**And Maud saya ''Oh Lord! I''m so terribly bored!''**lf**I really can''t stand it anymore...**lf****lf**I''m going out to dinner, with a gorgeous singer,**lf**To a little place I''ve found down by the quay;**lf**Her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia,**lf**And the reason isn''t very hard to see...**lf****lf**She says God made her a sinner just to keep fat men thinner,**lf**As they tumble down in heaps before her feet.**lf**They hang around in groups like battle-weary troops,**lf**One can often see them queue right down the street...**lf**You see Patricia, or Delicia, not only is a singer**lf**She also removes all her clothing...**lf**For Patricia is the best stripper in town,**lf**And with a swing of her hips she started to strip,**lf**To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,**lf**And with a lick of her lips she undid all the clips,**lf**Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,**lf**And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,**lf**The police were banging on the door,**lf**On a Saturday night, in nineteen twenty-four...**lf**Take it away boys!**lf**But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested,**lf**The manner in which she was exposed,**lf**And later on in court, well, everybody thought**lf**A summer run in jail would be proposed,**lf****lf**But the judge said, ''Patricia,**lf**Or may I say, Delicia,**lf**The facts of this case lie before me...**lf**Case dismissed ... this girl was in her working clothes!!''**lf****lf**And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip,**lf**To tremendous applause she took off her drawers,**lf**And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips,**lf**Threw it all in the air, and everyone stared,**lf**And as the last piece of clothing fell to the floor,**lf**The police were yelling out for more!!!**lf**On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...**lf**On a Saturday night in nineteen twenty-four...**lf**