Lyrics:

(B Bob D Doug C Chorus)b Ok, Good Day. This Is Our Christmas Part Of The Album. You Can Play This At Your Christmas Parties, Or To Yourself On Christmas Eve, If There''s Nothin'' Else To Do.d Good Day, Eh In Case You Thought, Like, I Wasn''t On This Part.b Oh, I Guarantee Ya You''d Be On. Ok, So Good Day. This Is The Christmas Part, And We''re Gonna Tell Ya What To Get..um...your True Love For Christmas.d Look Out The Window!b Where (Chuckle) What Are Ya Doin''!d Snow, Hosehead!b Well, Oh, It''s The Great White North, And It''s Snowing ''cause It''s Christmastime. Hey, Hoser!d Whatb Here''s A Quiz. (Chuckle) Quiz For Doug...d Ok, I Have My ''thinking Toque'' On.b Yeah, Right. What Are The ''twelve Days Of Christmas'' ''cause, Figure It Out, Right Christmas Is Whend Um, The Twenty-Fifth...b Right. And, What''s The Twenty-Fourth...christmas Eve, Right So..d That''s Twob That''s Two. And, Then What''s After That (Pause) Boxing Dayd Wrestling Dayb Wrestl.. Get Out!d Boxing Day, Yeah, Yeah.b That''s Three. Then, What''s After That Nothin''!d New Year''s!b Four And What''s...d New Year''s Eveb That''s Five. Where Do Ya Get Twelved Uh, There''s Two Saturdays And Sundays In There; That''s Four. So, That''s Nine. And Three Other Days Which, I Believe, Are The ''mystery'' Days.(Music Starts)b Ok, This Our Christmas Song, Just In Case You Don''t Know What To Get Someone For Christmas.d There''s Lots Of Ideas In Here, So Listen And Don''t Get Stuck!(Organ Starts)d By The Way, That''s Me On The Organ.b Oh, Geez.d You Start...b Ok...on The First Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,a Beer.d On The Second Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,two Turtle-Necksb And A Beer.on The Third Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,three French Toastd Two Turtle-Necksb And A Beer.d There Should Be More There, Ehb Where Oh, Go!d Fourth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,four Pounds Of Back-Baconb Three French Toastd Two Turtle-Necksb And A Beer.d ...in A Tree. See, You Need More.b Oh... Fifth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,five Golden Toques,d Four Pound Of Back-Baconb Three French Toastd Two Turtle Necksb And A Beer... Whered (With Bob) In A Tree.b Ok, On The Sixth...oo, Go!d ..christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,c Six...d Six Packs Of Tuborgb C Five Golden Toquesc Four...d Four Pounds Of Back-Baconc Three...b Three French Toastc Two...d Two Turtle-Necksc And A Beeeeeeeeer...b And A Beer (With Doug) In A Tree. Ok.b On The Seventh Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,seven Pack Of Smokes,c Nice Gift!d Nice Gift. Oh...six Packs Of Tuborgb C Five Golden Toques.c Four...d Four Pounds Of Back-Baconc Three...b Three French Toastc Two...d Two Turtle-Necksc And A Beeeeeeeeer...b And A Beer (With Doug) In A Tree. Keep Forgetting.d Whew! This Should Just Be The ''two Days Of Christmas''; It''s Too Hard For Us! Go, Hoser.b D On The Eighth Day Of Christmas, May True Love Gave To Me,d Eight Comic Books(Chorus Repeats Right Behind Them, Though One Behind)b D Seven Packs Of Smokessix Pack Of Tuborgb Five...c (Catches Up) Five Golden Toquesfour Pounds Of Back-Baconthree French Toasttwo Turtle-Necksall And A Beer...b D On My Tree.b Yeah, That Beer Is Empty. Ok, Day, Um...c Twelve!b Twelve!d Good Day, And Welcome To Day Twelve..(Chorus Starts Up And Bob And Doug Join In)all Five Golden Toquesfour Pounds Of Back-Bacon,three French Toasttwo Turtle-Necksand A Beer In A Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!d Where''d You Learn To Do Thatb Um, Albums.d So, Like, That''s Our Song. Merry Christmas...b Merry Christmas!d And Good Day!b Good Day! Ha-Happy New Year, Too.d Shhh!b Ok, You Know What You Left Outd Whatb Donuts!d Oh, No!b I Told You To Get Donuts. Either On The Ninth Day, Or The Tenth Day Or The Eleventh Day, But I Want Donuts!d Ok, The Song''s Over! Merry Christmas, Everybody!b ...or, On The Twelfth Day, You Could''ve Got Me A Dozen Donuts...d So,..go Out To The Stores And Get Some Presents!b You Could''ve Gone Down, To, Like, The Good Donut Shops Where You Buy A Dozen, You Get Another One Free, And Then It''d Be Thirteen For The ''thirteen Days Of Christmas''!d Next Christmas, You Can Get Me A Chain-Saw!b Take Off!(As Music Fades)d Boy, That Song Was A Beauty. It...it Moved Me.b Yeah, I Think It Ranks Up There With ''stairway To Heaven''.d What