Lyrics:

(B Bob D Doug C Chorus)**lf****lf**b Ok, Good Day. This Is Our Christmas Part Of The Album. You Can Play This At Your Christmas Parties, Or To Yourself On Christmas Eve, If There''s Nothin'' Else To Do.**lf**d Good Day, Eh In Case You Thought, Like, I Wasn''t On This Part.**lf**b Oh, I Guarantee Ya You''d Be On. Ok, So Good Day. This Is The Christmas Part, And We''re Gonna Tell Ya What To Get..um...your True Love For Christmas.**lf**d Look Out The Window!**lf**b Where (Chuckle) What Are Ya Doin''!**lf**d Snow, Hosehead!**lf**b Well, Oh, It''s The Great White North, And It''s Snowing ''cause It''s Christmastime. Hey, Hoser!**lf**d What**lf**b Here''s A Quiz. (Chuckle) Quiz For Doug...**lf**d Ok, I Have My ''thinking Toque'' On.**lf**b Yeah, Right. What Are The ''twelve Days Of Christmas'' ''cause, Figure It Out, Right Christmas Is When**lf**d Um, The Twenty-Fifth...**lf**b Right. And, What''s The Twenty-Fourth...christmas Eve, Right So..**lf**d That''s Two**lf**b That''s Two. And, Then What''s After That (Pause) Boxing Day**lf**d Wrestling Day**lf**b Wrestl.. Get Out!**lf**d Boxing Day, Yeah, Yeah.**lf**b That''s Three. Then, What''s After That Nothin''!**lf**d New Year''s!**lf**b Four And What''s...**lf**d New Year''s Eve**lf**b That''s Five. Where Do Ya Get Twelve**lf**d Uh, There''s Two Saturdays And Sundays In There; That''s Four. So, That''s Nine. And Three Other Days Which, I Believe, Are The ''mystery'' Days.**lf****lf**(Music Starts)**lf****lf**b Ok, This Our Christmas Song, Just In Case You Don''t Know What To Get Someone For Christmas.**lf**d There''s Lots Of Ideas In Here, So Listen And Don''t Get Stuck!**lf****lf**(Organ Starts)**lf****lf**d By The Way, That''s Me On The Organ.**lf**b Oh, Geez.**lf**d You Start...**lf**b Ok...**lf****lf**on The First Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,**lf**a Beer.**lf****lf**d On The Second Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,**lf**two Turtle-Necks**lf**b And A Beer.**lf****lf**on The Third Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,**lf**three French Toast**lf**d Two Turtle-Necks**lf**b And A Beer.**lf**d There Should Be More There, Eh**lf**b Where Oh, Go!**lf****lf**d Fourth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,**lf**four Pounds Of Back-Bacon**lf**b Three French Toast**lf**d Two Turtle-Necks**lf**b And A Beer.**lf**d ...in A Tree. See, You Need More.**lf****lf**b Oh... Fifth Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,**lf**five Golden Toques,**lf**d Four Pound Of Back-Bacon**lf**b Three French Toast**lf**d Two Turtle Necks**lf**b And A Beer... Where**lf**d (With Bob) In A Tree.**lf****lf**b Ok, On The Sixth...oo, Go!**lf**d ..christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,**lf**c Six...**lf**d Six Packs Of Tuborg**lf**b C Five Golden Toques**lf**c Four...**lf**d Four Pounds Of Back-Bacon**lf**c Three...**lf**b Three French Toast**lf**c Two...**lf**d Two Turtle-Necks**lf**c And A Beeeeeeeeer...**lf**b And A Beer (With Doug) In A Tree. Ok.**lf****lf**b On The Seventh Day Of Christmas, My True Love Gave To Me,**lf**seven Pack Of Smokes,**lf**c Nice Gift!**lf**d Nice Gift. Oh...six Packs Of Tuborg**lf**b C Five Golden Toques.**lf**c Four...**lf**d Four Pounds Of Back-Bacon**lf**c Three...**lf**b Three French Toast**lf**c Two...**lf**d Two Turtle-Necks**lf**c And A Beeeeeeeeer...**lf**b And A Beer (With Doug) In A Tree. Keep Forgetting.**lf**d Whew! This Should Just Be The ''two Days Of Christmas''; It''s Too Hard For Us! Go, Hoser.**lf****lf**b D On The Eighth Day Of Christmas, May True Love Gave To Me,**lf**d Eight Comic Books**lf**(Chorus Repeats Right Behind Them, Though One Behind)**lf**b D Seven Packs Of Smokes**lf**six Pack Of Tuborg**lf**b Five...**lf**c (Catches Up) Five Golden Toques**lf**four Pounds Of Back-Bacon**lf**three French Toast**lf**two Turtle-Necks**lf**all And A Beer...**lf**b D On My Tree.**lf**b Yeah, That Beer Is Empty. Ok, Day, Um...**lf**c Twelve!**lf**b Twelve!**lf**d Good Day, And Welcome To Day Twelve..**lf**(Chorus Starts Up And Bob And Doug Join In)**lf**all Five Golden Toques**lf**four Pounds Of Back-Bacon,**lf**three French Toast**lf**two Turtle-Necks**lf**and A Beer In A Treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!**lf**d Where''d You Learn To Do That**lf**b Um, Albums.**lf**d So, Like, That''s Our Song. Merry Christmas...**lf**b Merry Christmas!**lf**d And Good Day!**lf**b Good Day! Ha-Happy New Year, Too.**lf**d Shhh!**lf**b Ok, You Know What You Left Out**lf**d What**lf**b Donuts!**lf**d Oh, No!**lf**b I Told You To Get Donuts. Either On The Ninth Day, Or The Tenth Day Or The Eleventh Day, But I Want Donuts!**lf**d Ok, The Song''s Over! Merry Christmas, Everybody!**lf**b ...or, On The Twelfth Day, You Could''ve Got Me A Dozen Donuts...**lf**d So,..go Out To The Stores And Get Some Presents!**lf**b You Could''ve Gone Down, To, Like, The Good Donut Shops Where You Buy A Dozen, You Get Another One Free, And Then It''d Be Thirteen For The ''thirteen Days Of Christmas''!**lf**d Next Christmas, You Can Get Me A Chain-Saw!**lf**b Take Off!**lf****lf**(As Music Fades)**lf****lf**d Boy, That Song Was A Beauty. It...it Moved Me.**lf**b Yeah, I Think It Ranks Up There With ''stairway To Heaven''.**lf**d What