Lyrics:

I''m no good at chatting up and always get rebuffed**lf**Enough to drive a man to drink, I don''t do no washing up**lf**I always reached the stuff piled up, piled up in the sink**lf**But you will always find him in the kitchen at parties**lf**Me and my girlfriend we argued and she ran away from home**lf**She must have found somebody new and now I''m all alone**lf**Living on my own, what am I supposed to do?**lf**That''s why you''ll always find him in the kitchen at parties**lf**You will always find him in the kitchen at parties**lf**You will always find him in the kitchen at parties**lf**Then I met this debutante, I said that I like new wave rock**lf**She was into French cuisine but I ain''t no Cordon Bleu**lf**This was at some do in palmer''s green, I had no luck with her**lf**You will still find him in the kitchen at parties**lf**You will still find him in the kitchen at parties**lf**At last I met a pretty girl, she laughed and talked with me**lf**We both walked out of the kitchen and danced in a new way**lf**And now I''ve done my time in the kitchen at parties**lf**I''ve done my time in the kitchen at parties**lf**He''s done his time in the kitchen at parties**lf**He''s done his time in the kitchen at parties**lf**He''s done his time in the kitchen at parties**lf**He''s done his time in the kitchen at parties