Lyrics:

[Verse 1]**lf**It takes all kinds**lf**To keep this world in place**lf**It''s a fragile balance**lf**That lets us swing through space**lf**So everybody''s**lf**Got their job to do**lf**And girl I guess, the job**lf**I''ve got, is crying over you**lf**And I should get a gold watch**lf**For all the years I gave**lf**And I should get some interest now**lf**For all the dues I''ve paid**lf****lf**[Chorus]**lf**I don''t know why I love you**lf**It''s just the job I do**lf**I''m your registered, certified**lf**Card carrying fool**lf****lf**[Verse 2]**lf**If I was in the army**lf**There''d be medals that I''d get**lf**If I was in the circus**lf**At least I''d have a net**lf**If I was an electrician**lf**I might could find a spark**lf**And if I could be a surgeon**lf**Girl, I might could find your heart**lf**But I keep bending over backwards**lf**Just to be your limbo man**lf**While you drop that stick another notch**lf**Every chance you can**lf****lf**[Chorus]**lf**I don''t know why I love you**lf**It''s just the job I do**lf**I''m your registered, certified**lf**Card carrying fool**lf****lf**[Verse 3]**lf**Oh, if I was a gambler**lf**I might have better luck**lf**If I was mathematician**lf**I could make it all add up**lf****lf**[Chorus]**lf**But when it comes down to it**lf**All I want to do**lf**Is be your registered, certified**lf**Card carrying fool**lf****lf**Yeah, when it comes down to it**lf**All I want to do**lf**Is be your registered, certified**lf**Card carrying fool