Lyrics:

(Hey, kids, gather ''round! Heywood''s gotta little song for ya here!)**lf****lf**Oh, I just got a message from ''ol Saint Nick way up in Christmasland**lf**And he says the toys for good girls and boys are being made as planned**lf**There''s a truck for little Billy and a dolly for Molly, dear**lf**But you ain''t gettin'' diddly squat ''cause you really messed up this year!**lf**(No, you ain''t gettin'' diddly squat ''cause you really messed up this year!)**lf****lf**Oh, the winter fields are white with snow and the lights are shining bright**lf**And the wee little heads tucked up in bed dream of sugar plums this night**lf**You may dream of big red apples and candy canes so near**lf**But you ain''t gettin'' diddly squat ''cause you really messed up this year!**lf**(No, you ain''t gettin'' diddly squat ''cause you really messed up this year!)**lf****lf**(Fa-la-la-la-you''re in trouble! Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!)**lf****lf**When your mother asked you to wash the dishes**lf**Why, you said, ''No no no!''**lf**And you did not pick up your socks**lf**So it''s ''que sera'', horse-face!**lf**HO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOO!**lf****lf**Oh, you know that Santa''s watching you and he keeps a great big list**lf**But, when I tell him the things you''ve done, he REALLY will be....mad!**lf**When you sit upon his knee, he''ll knock ya on your ear**lf**''Cause you ain''t gettin'' diddly squat ''cause you really messed up this year!**lf**No, you ain''t gettin'' diddly squaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........T!**lf**''Cause you really messed up**lf**Oh, you really messed up**lf**Oh, you really messed up this year!!