Lyrics:

You should have seen me last nightwhen I fell down laughing and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairs**lf**I went crashing through the window at the VFW hall**lf**And tumbled over a pile of metal chairs**lf**Then I cussed out my girlfriend and I, felt up her mom**lf**I wrecked my car and I think I bruised my spine**lf****lf**Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin**lf**I always have myself a real good time**lf****lf**I got drunk a stole a boat out of the, Edgewater Yacht Club doing 90 miles an hour right to the bay**lf**I sunk her out by Buckeye Point and walked on into town**lf**Tore up someone''s flowers on my way**lf**Then I barged into the Crew''s Nest and I threw up on the rug**lf**I slapped that hostess on her big behind**lf****lf**Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin**lf**I always have myself a real good time**lf****lf**I talk dirty to the waitress and I never leave a tip**lf**But I leave her my roaches in the guacamole dip**lf****lf**Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin**lf**I always have myself a real good time**lf****lf**Well, I''m going out tonight, I''m gonna, tie on a good one**lf**Does anybody here wanna go out drinkin with me!?**lf**I''ll take you to this biker bar where we can kick some ass**lf**And a gay bar where we''ll get our drinks for free**lf**We''ll do shooters of tequila and a case of beer apiece**lf**We''ll wash it down with a gallon of cheap wine**lf****lf**Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin**lf**I always have myself a real good time**lf****lf**I like to do my late night drinkin in those smoky sleazy bars**lf**Then go out in the parking lot and piss on all the cars**lf****lf**Oh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkin**lf**I always have myself a real good time**lf****lf**Gimme that wine**lf**I''m feelin so fine