Lyrics:

You should have seen me last nightwhen I fell down laughing and I stumbled down a flight of metal stairsI went crashing through the window at the VFW hallAnd tumbled over a pile of metal chairsThen I cussed out my girlfriend and I, felt up her momI wrecked my car and I think I bruised my spineOh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkinI always have myself a real good timeI got drunk a stole a boat out of the, Edgewater Yacht Club doing 90 miles an hour right to the bayI sunk her out by Buckeye Point and walked on into townTore up someone''s flowers on my wayThen I barged into the Crew''s Nest and I threw up on the rugI slapped that hostess on her big behindOh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkinI always have myself a real good timeI talk dirty to the waitress and I never leave a tipBut I leave her my roaches in the guacamole dipOh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkinI always have myself a real good timeWell, I''m going out tonight, I''m gonna, tie on a good oneDoes anybody here wanna go out drinkin with me!?I''ll take you to this biker bar where we can kick some assAnd a gay bar where we''ll get our drinks for freeWe''ll do shooters of tequila and a case of beer apieceWe''ll wash it down with a gallon of cheap wineOh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkinI always have myself a real good timeI like to do my late night drinkin in those smoky sleazy barsThen go out in the parking lot and piss on all the carsOh you, oughta go with me, when I, go out drinkinI always have myself a real good timeGimme that wineI''m feelin so fine