Lyrics:

You'll get hooked, you'll get drugged

She'll be your essence she'll be your blood

And you'll want her so much but you'll never get enough

And that's the first rule of love


She'll smell so sweetly in the morning

She'll make you feel so good inside

And you'll want her so much you'll give everything else up

And that's the first rule of love


You'll grow comfortable together

You'll start to fit like hand and glove

And then you'll start to hate the men she used to dream of

And that's the first rule of love


You'll miss her madly, when you're apart

Love is like gravity holding down your heart


You'll grow envious and bitter

She'll be enquiring and concerned

And you'll feel so close to her but never close enough

To get past the first rule of love

And with the awkwardness of strangers

You will finally give up

No exceptions to the first rule of love