Lyrics:

I make my living off the Evening News**lf**Just give me somethin'', somethin'' I can use**lf**People love it when you lose, they love dirty laundry**lf****lf**Well, I could''ve been an actor but I wound up here**lf**I just have to look good, I don''t have to be clear**lf**Come and whisper in my ear, give us dirty laundry**lf****lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em all around**lf****lf**We got the bubble headed bleach blond who comes on at five**lf**She can tell you ''bout the plane crash with a gleam in her eye**lf**It''s interesting when people die, give us dirty laundry**lf****lf**Can we film the operation? Is the head dead yet?**lf**You know the boys in the newsroom got a running bet**lf**Get the widow on the set, we need dirty laundry**lf****lf**You don''t really need to find out what''s goin'' on**lf**You don''t really want to know just how far it''s gone**lf**Just leave well enough alone, eat your dirty laundry**lf****lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re stiff, kick ''em all around**lf****lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re stiff, kick ''em all around**lf****lf**Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies**lf**We got our dirty little fingers in everybody''s pie**lf**We love to cut you down to size, we love dirty laundry**lf****lf**We can do, ''The Innuendo,'' we can dance and sing**lf**When it''s said and done we haven''t told you a thing**lf**We all know that crap is king, give us dirty laundry**lf****lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down**lf**Kick ''em when they''re up, kick ''em when they''re down