Lyrics:

M-am nascut intre Carpati dintr-o mama si cinci tati**lf**Un'' la REBU, trei RENEL si-un deputat**lf**M-a trimis mama la scoala la copii sa-mprastii boala**lf**Raie, gripa si pojar tropical**lf**Mai incolo la liceu aveam boli de derbedeu**lf**Toate fetele mureu dupa mine**lf**Iar acum la facultate mi-au dat 4 ani la carte**lf**Si de suparare am inceput sa beau, au, au, auuuuuuu.**lf****lf**Refren:**lf**Ori la bal, ori la spital**lf**Noaptea asta vreau scandal**lf**Va anunt ca n-am murit, sunt treaz, sau nu?**lf**Ori la bal, ori la spital**lf**Noaptea asta vreau scandal**lf**Peste butoaie m-ati ales cu totii primar.**lf****lf**II:**lf**Si de ziua mea ma cauta**lf**Toti prietenii se-mbata**lf****lf**Dimineata imi beau cafeaua la politie**lf**Grefitorii ma iubesc, pe la colturi ma pandesc**lf**Ma ajuta sa-mi pun vanatai la ochi**lf**Am masina, n-am benzina, am nevasta, n-am lumina**lf**Ca mi-e frica sa o vad, e prapad**lf**Si de-atata fericire stau si plang in nestire**lf**Hai prieteni la butoaie incep sa dam.**lf****lf**Ori la bal, ori la spital**lf**Noaptea asta vreau scandal**lf**Va anunt ca n-am murit, sunt treaz, sau nu?**lf**Ori la bal, ori la spital**lf**Noaptea asta vreau scandal**lf**Peste butoaie m-ati ales cu totii primar.**lf**Ori la bal, ori la spital**lf**Noaptea asta vreau scandal**lf**Ori la bal, ori la spital**lf**Noaptea asta vreau scandal.**lf****lf****lf****lf****lf**TRAD**lf****lf****lf****lf**I was born between the Carpathians from one mother and five fathers**lf**One from REBU, three from RENEL and one deputy**lf**My mother sent me to the children''s school to spread the disease**lf**Rabies, influenza and tropical measles**lf**Later on in high school, I used to suffer from leprosy**lf**All the girls died after me**lf**And now at college they gave me 4 years to study**lf**And out of frustration I started to drink, au, au, auuuuuuu.**lf****lf**Chorus:**lf**Either at the ball or at the hospital**lf**Tonight I want a scandal**lf**I inform you that I am not dead, am I awake or not?**lf**Either at the ball or at the hospital**lf**Tonight I want a scandal**lf**You all elected me mayor over barrels.**lf****lf**II:**lf**And he''s looking for me on my birthday**lf**All friends fight**lf****lf**In the morning, I drink my coffee at the police station**lf**The grafters love me, they hang out on the corners**lf**It helps me bruise my eyes**lf**I have a car, I don''t have gas, I have a wife, I don''t have electricity**lf**Because I''m afraid to see it, it''s a waste**lf**And because of such happiness I sit and cry in oblivion**lf**Come on, friends, let''s start hitting the barrels.**lf****lf**Either at the ball or at the hospital**lf**Tonight I want a scandal**lf**I inform you that I am not dead, am I awake or not?**lf**Either at the ball or at the hospital**lf**Tonight I want a scandal**lf**You all elected me mayor over barrels.**lf**Either at the ball or at the hospital**lf**Tonight I want a scandal**lf**Either at the ball or at the hospital**lf**Tonight I want a scandal.